Thrillist Taste-Test

Ranked 1st

Tasting notes
While this is labeled coconut “juice” and not “water”, they’re the same exact thing. But there’s something extraordinary about this sweet concoction that pleased our tasters more than any other brand. It has notes of burnt caramel, and goes down smooth. And it’s the cheapest of the bunch. Take that, Krist Novoselic!

Very Scientific Conclusion
The difference in taste from one coconut brand to the other is vast, and much of it depends on the countries of origin of the coconuts (Thailand’s are sweeter than Brazil’s). The higher cost of some of the brands had no influence on how good they were — the best was also the cheapest. Hypothesis refuted! Coconut waters for everyone!

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